Sunday, April 10, 2011

Return Of The Intruder Cat ...

Winter has passed, spring is upon us, and I think it's time Noncats shake the cold weather doldrums, or whatever has been their problem, and start cooperating around the Colony.

It was a normal, spring day inside the colony when I began to hear sounds, and picked up a scent that smelled like an enemy intruder.

From my perch at the top of the upstairs territory, I wait...

Oh yeah, I KNOW that smell and it's not chicken for dinner...

Sure enough, creeping up the stairs, is the world's biggest The Intruder Cat has returned!

"Hold it right there Intruder Cat!! You are not welcome in these parts...I've made that clear time and time again. Now leave my Colony of Noncats, before there is bloodshed."

"Listen up Queen Cat. I don't want to fight with you. My Mommy says we are only staying for three weeks. So don't go getting your Mohawk all greased up for battle. I don't want to be here, but I deal with it!"

Well, the Intruder Cat has obviously lost whatever little peanut brain she had. I will stay right here all night long, if necessary, to make sure she doesn't leave this room, because I know she wants to eat from the Royal Food Bowls.

"Come on Intruder Cat, leave the upstairs territory, now!" (Personally, I'm so sleepy I can hardly keep my eyes open...)

"Ooooh, let me cross my paws for good luck! I think the Queen Cat has gotten fat and lazy over the winter. I'm so hungry I could eat a whole Tuna!"

"Ahh, the fat, old Queen Cat has fallen asleep..."

"Time to feast from the Royal Food Bowls." The Intruder Cat looked up from gorging herself and saw the Queen Cat staring at her. "Uh ohhh...."

"I've been at this game a long time, kitty-cat. Never trust a sleeping Queen Cat."

"Get out and stay out, you inferior feline. I'd be ashamed to call myself a cat if I were you!!!"

"This is not the end, Queen Cat. I will take you on...and take you down!!"

"Go ahead, Intruder Cat, try...and cry, baby, cry! You will never win, because I am The Queen Cat of the Noncat Colony!"